I got into my second car accident of 2008 tonight. The first was minor: a few weeks ago I was sitting behind a guy that was fucking around in his car when the red light turned green. A few seconds later the jackass behind me decided to go and rammed me. My car wasn't damaged, but her mercedes was pretty messed up.
Today I was leaving work and a total douche clipped the front of my driver's side. I was sitting at a red light (again) waiting to turn right on a one-way out my work parking lot. This 48 year old salt n pepper head in a black sentra raced up behind me, swerved to the left of me, then turned too sharp in front of me, tearing a fucking hole in my car. It was the kind of move I would have made when I was 16, but I wouldn't have hit anyone.
Peep the damage:
Monday, February 11, 2008
Vehicular Douchebaggetry
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That sucks. Having a jeep, you would expect to get dings driving on mountains, or running over wolves and shit. Not getting clipped by someone coming out of a parking lot at a red.
did you verbally abuse this douche? or did you puss out? tell the truth.
Besides being smashed while sitting motionless, the most action I get is trying to hit squirrels on my street.
My first words to him were, "Dude, what the fu**?" He apologized a few dozen times and I asked him for his paperwork. He works in the building next to me, so I'm sure I'll see him again.
next time you see him, spit in his face, then on his car. that seems like the right thing to do.
Sorry to hear about your car. What a pain in the butt to deal with. Thanks for my premier appearance in the John Lahti Random Photo segment. It's very exciting for me!
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